What are all of the positions that my Tommy plays in the NFL?

I know he is the bestest quarterback in history, but I heard that he is also the bestest cover corner in the league and a wedge buster on special teams. Will he play more postions this next season? I bet he will. My mom says that I don't know my s from a hole in the ground and to just shut up about it, but I am going to wait for her to p out from over indulging in bong hits, and get some more money form her purse to go to Denny's. Who wants to go with me and my Tommy doll to Denny's? It's all on my mom!