Is it normal to be American and hate the US?

If it wasn't for this country, I would be nobility and I would be in the line of succession for the British throne. But my retarded ancestors came here instead of staying in England. If I met them, I would have killed them for messing up my life. This country is too liberal and messed up. I hate democracy and I think America should be ruled by a king. I hate freedom and a monarchy or dictatorship is the best type of leadership, as long as I am the leader or part of the government.